Circus Tent with Hair Jessica Simpson took to her official site today to announce that after a particularly unpalatable 26 months of gestation, she had finally given birth to a baby girl. People Magazine says:
The star and her fiancé Eric Johnson welcomed daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson on May 1.
“Eric and I are elated to announce the birth of our baby girl, Maxwell Drew Johnson,” she wrote. “We are grateful for all the love, support and prayers we have received. This has been the greatest experience of our lives!!”
The baby weighed in at 9 lbs. 13 oz. and is 21¾ inches long. Maxwell is Johnson’s middle name, while Drew is Simpson’s mother Tina’s maiden name.
With a name like Maxwell Drew Johnson, it’s a pity that kid wasn’t a boy. Think about it. Then his name would be Max Johnson. Not since “Hugh E. Rection” has there been a name that’s resonated with me on such a personal level!
I just hope all the king’s horses and all the king’s men find a way to put her back together again:
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